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dingleberry

a christmas tree ornement
lets put that green dingleberry on the tree, dad
by ogrish_1982 April 26, 2006
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dingleberry

A pile of shit hanging off you ass hair that will NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME OFF!!!!!! EVER!!!!!
Teacher, can I be excused? I have a dingleberry!
by Cummy worm November 11, 2010
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dingleberry

Bunches of poo that hang from your ass crack that lazy asses dont have the time to wipe the fuck off!
I was so freakin lazy I forgot to wipe of the little fuckin dingleberry bush!!! >_<
by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005
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dingleberry

The peice of shit that pops back up after you flush.
A damn dingleberry; I thought I got rid of your ass !
by Viz-Fact May 4, 2006
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dingleberry

The sack hung under an animals a-hole to catch the poop so it doesn't make any mess, usually attached to a camel or a donkey at fetes, fairs and festivals whilst taking people for rides.
If the camel forgot to wear his dingleberry, the carnies would be cleaning up his scat all day!
by Lleyton May 30, 2006
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dingleberry

The accumulation of fart-dust on your ass hairs.
Evidence of a dingleberry is often found in the form of skid marks in underwear.
by Anthony C. G. December 28, 2005
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dingleberry

The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.
Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...
by THE Cheezeballz June 3, 2010
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