dicktocrat

Autocrat who uses the levers of government to undermine a democracy.

Donald Trump and Viktor Orban are dicktocrats of the first order.

by Ampersand Troykosnitch December 30, 2023

DickToasting

To stick your penis inside of a toaster and turn it on, toasting your penis

Josh: "hey bro did you hear what happened to John?"
Seth: "no what happened?"

Josh: "he's going to the hospital for doing DickToasting

by Cyrian_Bingely March 24, 2024

DickToddy

The act of making your girlfriend a hot toddy. And dipping your dick in it before you give it to her

I gave my womans a dicktoddy

by TheDickToddy April 5, 2024

DickTok

The act of having sex with someone and than promptly after finishing. You lay in bed together watching TikToks.

Me and Kevin have a DickTok appointment on Saturday. He’s gonna fuck my brains out and than we’re gonna watch TikTok’s all night

by Uncle Pete January 23, 2026

dickter scale

Measures the magnitude of the after shocks you have after ejaculating.

Man after I blew last night I had an after shock of 10 on the dickter scale.

by IcyOtter February 20, 2026

Dicktweazel

Derogatory term, can also be used affectionately

Kathy called Peter a dicktweazel, they were just jesting, of course

by BelgyKat October 25, 2025

Rike's Dicktheory

The Rike's Dicktheory defines the phenomenon of a thot that will seek dick around her environment and finds it by the biggest beanpole with no testicles.

"Aye you heard of that Thot's boyfriend?"

"Yeah, he's such a nerd"

"They be living that Rike's Dicktheory."

"I always knew that law is applying irl"

by aaskyblue April 25, 2018