The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.
As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.
Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."
Friend: "...what?"
You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "
Friend: "You fought well my friend."
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Get the Diary of a Wimpy Kid mug.Diarromit describes the combination of two horrific stomach ailments, diarrhea and vomit. Following an exceptionally foul-smelling bowel movement, one is so nauseated by the stench that she has no choice but to immediately vomit.
One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.
One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.
After eating that Polish hot dog from the cafe in the casino lobby, I got so sick that I was stuck in the bathroom with diarromit for half an hour.
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1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea.
2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea.
2a. liquidy, smelly, gross.
3. Containing some or many of the symptons of diarrhea.
1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea.
2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea.
2a. liquidy, smelly, gross.
3. Containing some or many of the symptons of diarrhea.
1. That shit was diarrheus.
2. That beef stew looks quite diarrheus.
3. That last fart made me feel diarrheus.
2. That beef stew looks quite diarrheus.
3. That last fart made me feel diarrheus.
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After an all night binge consisting of taco bell and white castle, I uncontrollably diarrheaed all over my room after an acute sneeze.
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