deusched

a bag or bottle inserted into the vagina to make it not stink...

She smells like she hasnt deushed in 4 days.

Jack: Tina sasid she deusched yesterday!
Liam: Is that why she smells like vinegar?

by kennedymckay April 29, 2009

dasche

Something that you get, or obtain

1.) I got your dasche.
2.) Let me get ya dasche.

by Ray Ray from Haitay January 10, 2012

descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing

At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.

by burningTinman March 29, 2015

DeShelling

Taking The Shell Off A Dead Turtle

I was Camping One Time And I was Deshelling My Turtle When Something Bad Happened.

by Tj The dj42602 April 28, 2023

dechert

To win an argument by announcing, "I'm farting," and then farting. A decherted argument can only be reversed by an opponent letting a smellier and/or louder fart.

Doug decherted the climate change argument with a perfectly timed fart. Anthony tried to re-dechert, but only managed a shart.

by DonaldDuckEsquire July 26, 2023

The Doschek Effect

The feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. The awe inspiring perfection that is that person. Commonly used to describe one you like.

"You're better then perfect. You make me feel The Doschek Effect every time we speak. It's not fair."

by JK_James_Kraus_3 November 25, 2016

alex dechellis

the love of my fucking life

Alex DeChellis, I love you so much, and I can't want to marry you some day.

by yeetmeintothevoidplease February 10, 2019