Dense

Describing a person who consistently fails to grasp or understand basic information, concepts, or social cues, often to a degree that suggests a lack of common sense or perception. Often used to imply stubbornness or a lack of insight.

(Your team mate on R6 literally throws a 1v1 on overtime match point by looking the complete opposite way despise clearly hearing their footsteps)

Top Frag Player: "Team mate!!! You're actually fucking DENSE!!!" (Punches their monitor)

by Oslott October 10, 2023

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Dense

1)Dense means that something/someone is heavy/thick. For example, oil is less dense than water, so it floats on the top.

2) Dense can also be used as an insult. For example, you can use this word to describe a person who is thick headed or stupid.

Teacher: Oil is lighter than water so it floats on the top! Can someone give me an example of something dense?
Derrick: I sure can. Look at Sally. She's so fat she could sink in the ocean.
Teacher: Excuse me? You don't say such things about your classmates. I asked for something dense. Not someone dense.
Derrick: Heres another example: You must be pretty dense in the head, Miss Brown, to not see that she is fat.
Sally: I'm on a diet! And me and Michelle SAW you eating three other kids lunches today. I hope you meant it in the best way because Miss Brown is thick AND compacted with knowledge.

by Person82 May 31, 2021

Dense Breast

A bad boob job

Wow that chick got a bad boob job that a case of dense breast

by Skatman John 89 December 13, 2016

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense

Better than Thicc, a banging baddie.

"Damn, did you see her ass? She's dense!"

by Erin Anne October 21, 2022

Dense Cabbage

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020