(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 03, 2010
by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!
Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
by Pizza King 805 November 24, 2021
by fruity booty November 05, 2007
The deli you know you want to visit and stay disregarding your alcohol intake and also the risks involved that include but are not limited to: financial, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences
I know she is crazy and a raging cunt but I still need to visit and enjoy the devils deli meat tonight
by B-word January 11, 2024
The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 11, 2024
This is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her pussy, then wipes her hand over a man's mouth and nose area. The name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can't get out of his nostrils for days on end.
by Fausto Bernstein November 11, 2013