Deli Tray

This is an act where a stripper, after working up quite a sweat on stage, uses her hand to wipe the crotch sweat off her pussy, then wipes her hand over a man's mouth and nose area. The name is derived from the smell of hot roast beef that the man can't get out of his nostrils for days on end.

Some guy was throwing quarters at her, so Jasmine gave him a deli tray. The guy left in a huff.

by Fausto Bernstein November 11, 2013

Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 25, 2021

deli ham

Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.

I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.

by fruity booty November 27, 2007

Mad deli

That’s crazy

Aye cam yo hair look mad deli

Damn Bru Ik

by Jxntfhul_ December 9, 2025

La Deli Lama

(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.

Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?

La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.

by The Deli Keeper February 3, 2010

Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!

Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”

by Pizza King 805 November 23, 2021

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

by gobbledegoofygoober October 19, 2020