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Diesel Bun

A new phenomenon originating in Western Canada, a Diesel Bun is a dinner roll, hot dog bun or other like bread product placed in the exhaust pipe of a diesel-powered vehicle (usually a truck). It is consumed with the intent of becoming intoxicated from the vapors absorbed by the bun and is seen as a cost effective and nourishing alternative to huffing gas or smoking meth.
Before heading out to work in the morning, Richie always remembers to make a Diesel Bun in the exhaust of a truck in the Tim Horton's drive-thru. Washed down with a large double-double, its a great way to start the day (and corrode your internal organs)!
by Corey McCutcheon July 2, 2008
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Diesel

damn, you seen Jamal lately? muthafucka's diesel, man!
by Iluvevans August 17, 2003
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Sucking diesel

Fuck me Bridie, we're sucking diesel now!
Heard predominantly in the more rustic parts of N. Ireland.
by Jimmy Ribshite October 23, 2003
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diesel / diez

big, jacked, large, strong ,heavy
damm he was diesel when he got out of jail! damm son that fat guy is dieasel
by jackmehoff September 23, 2004
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Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.
Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"
by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006
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diesel

Diesel is not car fuel and oil mixed together, it's not a type of "gas," it is a lower-grade petroleum distillate used in DIESEL ENGINES which has a much higher flashpoint and whose fumes are non-explosive as opposed to gasoline's. Diesel engines use "compression-ignition" (the heat of highly compressed air in the combustion chamber) to ignite a very fine mist of diesel fuel. Used in heavy-duty trucks, generators, pumps, etc. for their higher specific torque (vs. gasoline) and greater fuel efficiency. Modern diesels are very clean, efficient, smooth, and quieter.
My Ford/Chevy/Dodge truck has a diesel engine which runs on diesel fuel. Neato!
by Hammond B-3 October 30, 2003
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Vin Diesel Jesus

A slightly parodic side character in a comic called Cordeval by Amelie Belcher, self-proclaimed "professional" art school drop out.

His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.

Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.

Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.

Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
Amelie - 'So, from now on in my head the part of Jesus will be played by Vin Diesel. IE, Vin Diesel Jesus.'
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."
by dk love j00 June 1, 2007
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