deez nuts

1 someones definition of testicals
2 these goods
3 to teach some one a lesson

1 you aint have deez nuts
2 you wish you had deez nuts
3 a b c deez nuts

by gimpalicous May 7, 2003

Deez Nuts 2016

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

bofa deez nuts

Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.

Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"

Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"

by ElBetoRgz May 16, 2016

deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.

A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"

by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015

deez nuts

Used to anger some in the military who walks into your office and thinks he runs the damn place.

Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!

by Daonocto January 14, 2008

brumík deez nuts

Brumík Deez nuts is really similar to normal DEEZ NUTS but its a new version that a lot of people fall in instead of saying: this is older than your mum.

Person: Hey, do you know who is Brumík
Victim: No, who is he?
Person: Brumík Deez nuts!
Victim: feels really insulted...

by WhoCaresAboutMyNick March 15, 2022

deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015