deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

by Bemoneyg December 28, 2005

Deez Nutz

A 15 year old that is running for president that lives in iowa

Dude 1: who's the guy with 9 percent of the vote in Iowa

Dude 2: Deez Nutz

by Cowman123e November 22, 2015

Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 26, 2015

deez

dazed and confused

you must be in a deez

by belo420 September 26, 2010

deez nuts

ha ha good one

do you have any diesel over there?
"what"
deez ol big nuts

by jaybadass December 14, 2003

Deez Biscuits

Popeyes will bless yo soul do you here me.... DEEZ BISCUITS AHHHHHHHHH

R.I.P Vine

Them: Are you hungry?
You: Sure
Them:For what?
You: Deez Biscuits

by PRISON__Mike April 7, 2021

Deez on a biscuit

Dry custard mustard, Hubble tellescope, saying “ah damn my nose hurts, anyone got some poly?” When ur feeling funk, stinky n**,can u bless me a sting ? , broooo sell me a p for 20, u got a kleenex?

“Don’t mind sneeze! I got sneeze a deez on a biscuit!”

by bouleth July 8, 2022