deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

by Bemoneyg December 28, 2005

Deez Nutz

A 15 year old that is running for president that lives in iowa

Dude 1: who's the guy with 9 percent of the vote in Iowa

Dude 2: Deez Nutz

by Cowman123e November 22, 2015

Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 26, 2015

deez

dazed and confused

you must be in a deez

by belo420 September 26, 2010

deez nuts

ha ha good one

do you have any diesel over there?
"what"
deez ol big nuts

by jaybadass December 14, 2003

Seize the Deez

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example

Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please

by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010

DEEZ NUTZ

HA, GOTTEM

HAVE YOU HEARD OF D?
DEEZ NUTZ
Definition:LIGMA BALLS

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021