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Coffin dodgers

An person in retirement or who is over the age of 70
So get this. Old people are called coffin dodgers right, and people with arthritis are more likely to die at a younger age. So, do you think that because of the arthritis, they are to slow to dodge the coffin??
by G1_ThomasX February 28, 2022
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Dish Dodger

Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.
by racergamer February 22, 2015
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Dodgey dodger

1. An out of date Jammie Dodger.
2. A broken dodge charger
3. A pedophile that almost cums in children but never does.
by H4XOR13 February 1, 2021
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Dodger Clip

To be dodger clipped
To have been grazed by a dildo thrown in your direction.
To dodger clip
To throw a dildo with the intent of hitting someone.
Example 1. I will dodger clip you in the face if you say that again.
Example 2. Ethan got dodger clipped by his crazy ex.
by Dodger clipper August 14, 2012
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Pint Dodger

A person who sips the same pint all night and does not understand how rounds of drinks work in a group.
Ronald sipped his pint that i bougth him all night and left me with an empty glass when it was his round! Ronald is a pint dodger...
by rolf harris nistleroy cuba September 3, 2009
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dollar dodger

A dollar dodger is an individual who attempts to avoid paying for something by using an excuse for not having cash.
Rich forgot his wallet again, I can't believe how much of a dollar dodger he is.
by Rom-iz-el May 30, 2009
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stall dodger

one who starts with the first public restroom stall - and dodges each one until finding one clean of pubic hair, urine, or leftover feces floating in the toilet
At work, Allison is considered an expert stall dodger as she struggles to find a clean bathroom stall to relieve herself in.
by I like clean October 24, 2012
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