A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.
The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
by jray November 27, 2012
Get the lobster diseasemug. definition: leo disease (le-o di-ss-ee-ase)
adjective
1. someone who cannot spell correctly to save their life;
The stages of leo disease include:
Stage 1 “I am siting on the chair”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauor”
Stage 4 “yiam surtibng ont jskehe chor”
Stage 5 Unreadable
The disease usually spreads from person to person, and there’s no known cure.
adjective
1. someone who cannot spell correctly to save their life;
The stages of leo disease include:
Stage 1 “I am siting on the chair”
Stage 2 “I am sattign on teh chai”
Stage 3 “Iam situfng ont eh chauor”
Stage 4 “yiam surtibng ont jskehe chor”
Stage 5 Unreadable
The disease usually spreads from person to person, and there’s no known cure.
by Anonymous3455665678 February 9, 2021
Get the leo diseasemug. Külli disease is a disease when you have bigger nerve attacks and you are more angry than usual. Symptoms include loose tongue, sudden nervousness, and the need to shout at others. The person may also cough heavily.
This disease is mainly in Estonia.
This disease is mainly in Estonia.
by asdasd3212 December 25, 2021
Get the Külli diseasemug. When a person is so thick their legs (thighs to cankles) are thick as tree trunks. Can also be called trunks for short.
Person 1: wow, she thicka than a snickaz...
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.
Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
Person 2: yea, shes got a serious case of trunks.
Doctor: I'm sorry miss, you've been diagnosed with trunks disease.
Woman: Noooo!! is there a way to cure it?
Doctor: Yea, it called a stairmaster, bitch.
by trunkdaddy December 4, 2010
Get the trunks diseasemug. A man who is too easily distracted by and infatuated with a women. - VOTHM 'Victim of the Hairy Magnet'
I haven't seen Bill around for months - he's been chasing that girl he met. Look's like a bad case of Vothm's disease..
by Mikeywood May 8, 2013
Get the Vothm's Diseasemug. A pyscological condition that is brought about by illogical thoughts of being Lowreyed and a Fear of Missing Out(FOMO). Typically exhibited by persistent texts and phone calls to inquire about other person's whereabouts and happenings.
I think everyone just went out to eat without me. I must be suffering from a mad case of Hunt's Disease.
by thirdengine June 19, 2011
Get the Hunt's Diseasemug. A disease where you slowly grow shrooms on your cock and you start to transform into a mushroom yourself
by MightyAman April 20, 2022
Get the Prons Diseasemug.