(N) Geeky alter ego to a bored ,uproaching middle aged man with very little intrests. A man wise well upon his years if you stopped counting when he was three. A modern day philospher with a bad haircut.
Asker: Oh! Help me Deli , solve the great mystery of life?
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
La Deli Lama: What mystery? The game sucks, the cereal has to much cinnamon and if weren't for those pictures , the maagzine would of been cancelled years ago.
by The Deli Keeper February 03, 2010
by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!
Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”
by Pizza King 805 November 24, 2021
One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."
"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.
"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.
by PaRa DoX June 01, 2018
A man who is very family oriented. Very smart. Loves animals and nature. Loves his wife and pets. Usually pays fortnite or watches Wildcat on YouTube. He is really one for the team.
Person 1: YOOO DID YOU SEE DELYS SHOOT THAT BOT IN FORTNITE
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL
by Beccabadbitch November 03, 2019
by Shrek 🦍 February 06, 2018