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Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.
by brookline May 22, 2010
Get the cumming down mug.The act of ejaculating while another farts to blow the cum on one's face. Often involving 3 people.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.
Chris: Hey I heard Jane is a cum-guzzling slut and also likes sniffing farts!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!
by BigDickChink December 20, 2010
Get the Cummicane mug.The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
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Get the Commit Madeleine Mccann mug.The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer
(Whilst at a therapy support group)
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act
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