Semen or any other ejaculatory fluid which has been excreted from the body and hardened on any surface.
The other day my Mom was washing my jeans and confronted me about the lust crust on the left pant leg.
When that bitch did the walk of shame I caught a glimpse of some lust crust on her inner thigh.
When that skank rolled outta my bed I noticed her pubes were decorated with my lust crust.
When that bitch did the walk of shame I caught a glimpse of some lust crust on her inner thigh.
When that skank rolled outta my bed I noticed her pubes were decorated with my lust crust.
by oh jaspy August 13, 2009
Used in a sentence-
Guy 1- You heard the broncos won the grand final?
Guy 2- cut the crust, i didnt think they had a chance
Guy 1- You heard the broncos won the grand final?
Guy 2- cut the crust, i didnt think they had a chance
by Straw hat jack March 17, 2019
The scaley, flakey, stuff that dries around pussy lips. Stuff left from either an outside source such as jizm or or an inside source such as cheese. Either white, yellow or green in color. Smells, oh well, once you get past the smell you have it licked.
by LDINVA July 25, 2006
The dried up left over residue on you wang after having sex your girl and not taking a shower that night.
by GOD 042078 October 24, 2006
1.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
Similar to Jesus Christ, used to express anger/frustration when trying to decide upon what to eat when with friends.
The term sparks the thought of pizza, usually making and food related argument end.
2. To express your holy love of pizza, usually followed with All Toasty, as compared to all mighty. Although not common, toasty can be replaced with melty, cheesy and greasy.
A. I want Kfc!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
B. But Tgi fridays is better
C. Screw fridays! Taco bell it is!
D. CHEEZUS CRUST!!!
A. B. C. Pizza!!!
2.
A. God I love pizza! CHEEZUS CRUST ALL TOASTY!!!
by Rowedahelicon August 19, 2008
While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
by Ruck Diggity July 29, 2011
The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006