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Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.
Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.
by nastynick69 October 19, 2009
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crunchy

quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
by nycbella December 15, 2003
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crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched
by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009
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Crunchy

The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
by DanielDisastrous March 11, 2009
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crunchy

Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina July 28, 2003
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crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
by AgarPughead September 28, 2020
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Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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