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Creeperdar

It's the opposite of gaydar. It's the ability to detect a creeper/creepy/perverted person from a close proximity, or maybe even a farther distance.
My creeperdar is going off hardcore, for that old man is offering the little girl candy.
by SophieSophie July 20, 2009
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Creep Jockey

An individual who uses their creepiness to encroach greatly on others personal space. Someone who continues to try and interact with you when you have repeatedly shut them down.
That stranger on the bus who moves to sit beside you after you get on, that breathes super heavy.
That girl I hooked up with won't stop messaging me. And now, she's at the front door. What a creep jockey!
That guy moved to sit beside me on the bus. He mumbled and smelled awful, what a creep jockey!
Leave me alone you creep jockey!
by FistFootFace June 16, 2011
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Creep 'n' Poop

When you slowly slink into your room mate's room and defecate on his sleeping significant other and slink quietly out.
"My room mate, Olah, creep 'n' pooped on my girlfriend last night due to her rudeness, it smelled."
by Olah June 28, 2012
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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super creeper

Someone who goes to parties and intentionally does not get drunk, although they pretend to, to make it easier to get chicks. They usually get rejected anyways but follow them around asking continually.
Fuck, that dewd is nonstop harrassing that hammed chick. What a super creeper.
by hugh bo May 14, 2007
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Corpse Creeper

A sober to semi-drunk person who tries to hook up with someone that is passed out due to alcohol consumption.
Brian is a corpse creeper becasue he was creeping all over this girl in order to get pussy because thats his only way of getting it.
by Knedgolf March 2, 2009
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carpet creeper

when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while
''ahhh, what is that smell, its making me sick''

'' it was a carpet creeper''
by ronaldo17 March 16, 2009
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