crank

A cry and a wank (at the same time).

My girlfriend just broke my heart; but she's still hot, so I'm off for a crank.

by Jay Bandit November 07, 2009

crank

Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.

Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:

by PedroSupaChow December 20, 2007

CRANK

A mentally unstable person

by Mark April 15, 2003

crank

another word for masturbation

I caught john having a crank in the bathroom

by agv June 02, 2005

Crank

A cry and a wank

I miss my ex so much! Gonna be cranking tonight

by reidy123 March 31, 2011

Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 15, 2014

cranking

(Surfing) When surf conditions are big and perfect.

Shit dude didya see that set out off the point there? It's cranking out there!

by uther February 22, 2004