Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018

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Sniffin covers

You still experience or see something on the surface, not going deeper yet

A: How was your new school? Feel nice there?
B: Dunno yet. Still sniffin covers

by silverst0ne December 2, 2014

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coverslut

someone who will do anything to be on the cover of Hello

Kim Kardashian is such a coverslut

by The Cover September 2, 2016

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Covers

a word for blanket. everyone i’ve ever known had never called them blankets, they’ve always been covers

jason stop hogging the damn covers fat boy

by theballfondlerette August 30, 2023

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BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.

Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION January 15, 2022