corporate survivor

A under-performing employee of a corporation who does whatever it takes to stay employed while maintaining their poor performance.
What happened with Rob?
Ahh, you know, he was about to get busted and transferred to another division. Typical corporate survivor move.
by helrunr August 09, 2019
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Corporate Vampire

A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.
by Flux41 September 02, 2016
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corporal phillips

the bane of the existence of rat ties; one with a protruding forehead as if to portray a caveman; a person who often drools/ spits when taking oart in common everyday conversation.
That damn corporal phillips keeps getting up in my shit.
by Knob4726 November 18, 2007
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something corporate

An amazingly beautiful band. The lyrics touch on the deeper parts of life. Theyre not for the 12 year old girls who faint when they see a band member. They have an amazing sound of piano with high distortion guitar. Andrew McMahono has a great tenor voice to compliment the the great music.
You Live the life you're given, with the storms outside.
Somedays all I do is watch the sky....
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corporate masturbation

Any blatant and/or pointless flaunting or exhibition of a company's name (e.g. naming a sports arena after the owner), or ridiculously obvious product placement with the capitalistic intent of selling more of said product.
Ted Rogers' renaming of the SkyDome to the Rogers Centre was clearly an act of corporate masturbation.
by jasonisjericho May 31, 2006
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Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2
by The Mad Crapper in VA June 21, 2010
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Corporate Dump

The act of defecation at work without clocking out or waiting for a lunch break.
Joe likes to take corporate dumps because it's far more satisfying to crap while getting paid.
by sputza November 01, 2008
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