confosaled

to be confused

I was confosaled when the guy was talking nonsense.

by peaches.com October 13, 2017

Confizled

To be confused upon concfused but beyond confusion to the point of mindless thinking.

I am so confizled

by Confizled November 16, 2018

Confumbled

Being confused after being fumbled

Bro I’m a little confumbled rn. Like idfk what just happened fr.

by nekiz June 22, 2023

confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confufled

Being confused from or by an animal

This gorilla made me confufled

by quackers151 December 29, 2017