Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016

Colonial Mongar

Someone who obsesses over themselves too much and is too self-absorbed.

Ray was being such a goddamn colonial mongar.

by #1 mommy June 18, 2020

getting colonial

This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female

That boy is getting colonial!

by Creativity January 08, 2018

colonial power

When a dick is strongly aggressive towards dogs

My colonial power is angry

by Emialiefhsdf August 17, 2017

Colonial Republic

A republic with colonies

The French Republic is a good example of a Colonial Republic

by Mr I like cheese January 17, 2024

Colonial Murderer

A killer who dresses as a knight and burns the letter "C" into her victims bodies as a trademark.

Watson: There seems to be a "C" burnt into the victims body, could this be the work of the Colonial murderer?

Sherlock: Brilliant deduction, Watson!

by Nickuhcrazy July 26, 2008

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020