cold one

A drink featured at Homestar Runner. It seems to be Strong Bad's favorite drink.

"A one that is not cold is hardly a one at all."

by ssbmeleemaster June 6, 2003

Crack open a cold one with the boys

Fun fun fun fun fun

Ugh it was a terrible day because I didn't crack open a cold one with the boys

by Crackinwithdaboyz May 22, 2017

colonel saunders

a colonel saunders is when you're making out with a chick; and when you finally manage to slip a finger in her pussy, you then, with a suave look on your face, stick that finger into your mouth, suck it, and say "mmm; that's finger lickin' good!"; just like on the old KFC commercial.

i pulled a colonel saunders on betsy at the drive-in last night; she was so touched, that she gave me a dizzy gillespe!

by joe mid- bronx November 12, 2007

coldnetwork

Coldnetwork is an shitty server where the anticheat is so lazy, and banning legit people then letting the hackers play.

Coldnetwork is shit!

by MinecraftPlayer420_69_MLG December 24, 2017

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011