closedverse

A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.

Oh Closedverse? That website goes down twice a day!

by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018

close the deal

The act of meeting somone and engaging in sexual intercourse within the same night.

I met her at the party and before I knew it I was closing the deal in the coat room.

by Laff January 6, 2004

Close knit community

I small community where everyone knows one other due to the size of the area.

e.g "To kill a Mockingbird is a boook set in a close knit community where everyone knows each other"

by Tariro October 17, 2007

Clos

An intelligent and complex creature with a legendary appetite for alcohol and women. He is fascinating and lovable but can be dangerous, especially when given weapons.

"What the hell happened to you?"
"I ran into a drunken Clos wielding a hatchet"

by di lemma January 30, 2009

clogschnoggler

A large peepee.

I'm going to club you with my clogschnoggler.

or

Kevin has a clogschnoggler

by Dookie Butt August 16, 2009

very close talking

1. the point in a conversation right before a possible kiss when you are standing with your faces awkwardly close, but still talking

2. a euphemism for kissing

1. From the Bounty Hunters episode of "Psych":
Shawn: I call it...very close talking.

2. "No, you didn't see us kissing. We were just doing some...very close talking."

by candidiasis March 3, 2008

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

ITS TRUEEEEE rip technoblade o7

it's used by the famous youtuber technoblade rip o7 example: technoblade escapes a near death experience then he'll Say

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES or NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Lucky♡♡ July 16, 2022