Caring

Usually if someone is nice to you they are usually the ones who don’t get much love and care but they don’t want you to feel the same

Caring hi

by ili_cool12 May 13, 2020

Caringio

Not a good person. AT ALL. HE WILL MAKE YOU RUN NO MATTER WHAT. HE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN CUZ HE IS AN OSTETRICO (not ostrica, be careful)

"I wouldn't be a friend of a Caringio"

by Katunia November 23, 2021

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want

Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son’

by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022