chump juice

a beverage;typically the choice made by chumps. Always served in a bottle.

Go drink your chump juice, you chumpette.

by LOLROFLCOPTERZ!111 November 16, 2009

Nigga Chump

Nigga Chump is a word to define niggas that be chumping.

This man really just said Poggers, such a Nigga Chump

by nih-gah chu-mup March 11, 2020

Columbus chump

A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.

" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".

by Biz markie sparks February 15, 2009

sweet chump

when a person of the male gender ejaculates into a blender and mixes his semen with lemon juice and mocha latte powder, then blends and feeds to a partner and/or partners cat and hollers "SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE A SWEET CHUMP" and/or Bill Cosby quotes (do not leave penis in blender)

I just made Amanda a Sweet Chump

by i<3mysweetchump January 23, 2009

chump stain

A person viewed as a loser or lame.

"That chump stain is a 24 year old virgin"

by DaveNutz August 22, 2003

chump change

The point about chump change, in the sense of money, is that the amount varies with the context. For the divorced papa paying child support, a job that pays $9 an hour offers chump change. For the 50-year-old laid off after 20 years' service, a severance package of $200,000 is chump change. What would count as chump change Cf. rounding off money.

I work 20 years for chump change and what do I get when I leave? Chump change.

by Buce October 1, 2005

No Pump Chump

A horny bastard who cant hold his load and sploojes all over a girl before any contact is made

dude did you hear about casey bailey dude? ya i heard he came all over liz for no reason! ya hes for sure a no pump chump

by AVfag August 25, 2010