Christian

He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.

Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao

by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

Christian

An amazing guy, one that a girl can fall for very easily. Typically have dark brown hair with mesmerizing blue eyes.

Sometimes turns out to be a cheating lying boyfriend who will dump you over a text and then leave you heartbroken

“Did you hear what Christian did to Emily! I’m surprised she’s still at school. With a heartbreak like that, I’d take a month off”

by stormy_skies March 21, 2019

Christian

A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.

Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian

by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019

Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.

Christian is ___

by YupYT90 January 10, 2019

Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz

I like girls I guess - Christian

by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017

Christian

The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper

Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper

by Lillymariee220 November 27, 2019

Christian

Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.

What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND

by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018