CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

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captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 06, 2020

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Chonk hand

A fat to fat-ish hand

Bro you got a real chonk hand

by 0mqe October 07, 2020

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Chonk chonk

a thicc mf with a absolutely gigantic, voluptuous, juicy ass and a bigger heart <3

guy: damn did you see maddie, dude?
girl: Hell yeah yo!! she a lil chonk chonk fr 😮 💨

by bummiboii June 08, 2022

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Chonk Slurry

A massive dhiarrea poop followed by vomiting on the toilet floor and pooing all over the toilet bowl before sitting down.

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Or a big pet lizard that's pooped over the kitchen floor to show dominance to his human girl.

1. "Bro my best mate betrayed our bromance by fucking his new gf anally and I chonk slurried everywhere. He must have really love her more than me. The biggest Mega Chonk Slurry"

2. "So my big boy Tegu being the man of the house leaving that mess all for me to clean, I love his chonk slurry.

by GunstarWaverunner August 24, 2023

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