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Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.
I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.
by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012
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Number 27 at Chipotle

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
"That Number 27 at Chipotle was really good, but it was missing something"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023
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Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
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chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
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Chipotle Squash

A man who comes into queso while the lights are out, balls deep in queso while eating all the chicken and toes in cheese every night
by Gambling king April 29, 2025
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Chipotle

A swear word usually used by Latvian people.
"Zandart , tu jobanais chipotle"
by Zandartavardukrajums August 5, 2018
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chipotle bag

by me<3milfs March 24, 2024
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