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Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009
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Stupid Cute

Someone or something that is so attractive it disrupts your ability to intelligently process information while looking at it, something so unbelievably cute it makes you stupid.
I was trying to talk to this girl...and I forgot what words were made of and how to use them...THAT'S how stupid cute she is.
by P-Dub Ike March 8, 2009
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cuete

a pistol; any handgun or revolver type pistol (not to indicate any automic or rifle type guns)
I'm packing a shottie in the front seat and a cuete in my pants, just in case.
by C-Los Ichiro February 24, 2008
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cuteass

Cute, in a sexual way.

Used when "cute" or "sexy" just dont cut it. When you want to refer to a girl as someone you wish you could be with.
Ben: Jerry, check out that cuteass girl over there.

Jerry: (prematurely ejaculates, then faints).
by Mouthwash June 22, 2006
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cute af

Cute af is a slang term meaning "cute as fuck."
Yo dawg that gurl cute af
by Shhdkshwhsndd November 21, 2015
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cute girl scary

When a girl is so cute, yet intimidating, that she gives off a scary persona. These girls tend to delegate tasks to others in true lady boss fashion, but do so in such a sweet manner that you don't even notice that you're doing her bidding.
Raphael: Alexandria is really freaking cute.
Nathan: Yeah, but she's so intimidating!
Raphael: She's cute girl scary.
by raphattack June 20, 2013
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