Cashality

When your reality shoots you down in flames

When you friends tell you that there is no way no how you have to deal with the cashality of it

by Tystyck March 15, 2023

Cauxhawk

A form of combover in which hair from both sides of a balding person's head are grown long enough to meet at the barren apex of the head cleverly disguising male pattern baldness with what is meant to appear as a Brohawk or even Mohawk depending on the ambition and or depth of insecurity within the wearer. This differs from the Combover which traditionally relies on the hair from one side of the head to pull off the ruse. Also not to be confused with the Partover, which is deception using an elaborate combination of the two of these styles made popular by Former President Trump's sly and cunning employment of the style. Also having been effectively put to use by a couple notable Country Music stars from the 1960's

Nobody will ever be able to tell I'm bald with this brilliant Cauxhawk!

by Freightrain47 April 22, 2023

crushass

When you crush somebodys ass

Person 1: “OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDREW’S ASS IT USED TO BE SO FULL”

Person 2: “Oh! My bestie Ting ting just got so amazed by Andrew’s ass she just had to crush his ass.”

Person 1: “HE GOT A CRUSHASS? SO LUCKY!”

by Smoochiemycoochie February 9, 2024

Caushee

the slang use of caution with a the formulative E sound at the end of it instead ion.

Can never be too caushee when wandering zombie crowds as a humee.

by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023

Cashapp glitch

when you thought chou get infinite money until a few days late you get a negative number of billions.

P1: Yo man try the Cashapp glitch!
P2: Okay i’ll try it!

*days later*

P1: Yo man i bought a mansion, a lambo and 20 private jets!
P2: Yo me too!

*cashappglitch fixed a few days later*

both of their balance is at -992.124.833.134$

by funny guy that plays 2hu September 20, 2023

Caeshawn

A boy who has been through so much. He's not perfect and sometimes he's not decent but he just wants to be loved.

Caeshawn - God is gracious

Caeshawn don't even play like that

by BestUrbanTeller November 20, 2023

CauseAndAffectsConsulting

CauseAndAffectsConsulting is a sket whore bitch fucker pussy licking retard nibbling foot smelling bitch monkey fuck fucker faggot who doesn’t use deodorant doesn’t shower doesn’t wash his teeth makes stupid videos and is spasticated and blocks everyone who doesn’t get scammed by him

Fuck CauseAndAffectsConsulting he a birch ass bitch tree hugging pussy, me and my homies hate that lump ass brain sucker fucker

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024