Carp face

Christina Guido

that bitch is a straight carp face, meaning she looks like a f*cking carp!

by The bitch you love to hate. April 29, 2009

carpe noctem

An organization based in Ashtabula, Ohio, that you shouldn't know about.

Man, it was great on the garage with Carpe Noctem last weekend.

by A Founder February 26, 2005

Carpe PM

Cease the night.

Forget your bad day at work; Lets hit the bars and meet some ladies tonight.... Carpe PM !

by Vapor S. Thompson January 09, 2018

carpe pudendem

'Seize the dick.'
Something you wear on a t-shirt at Catholic school and when anyone asks you say, 'Dude, shake my hand.' Otherwise an open invitation.

"Carpe pudendem."
"Don't ever, ever use that in a sentence, ever again. Here, hold this."

by 3ric July 17, 2006

Carping out

The act of a gay man performing fellatio on another gay man while shoving gold fish into this rectum.

After the club, the men were carping out in the alley.

by Imma_Decoy January 14, 2011

ava carp

rich little girls who only cares about herself but likes to go shopping and will make jokes that are funny and always has a new BFF every day on the bright side she brings a smile on everyone’s face but then trash talks about everyone behind their backs

Person 1: Yo Ava carp is so nice
Person 2: Bro don’t trust her she is a back stabbing little rich girl

by Peeeerrrsonnn February 24, 2019

carpe weiner

Similar to the Latin 'carpe diem' and the German 'weiner' (prounced vee-ner).

The overwhelming desire to grab some male genitalia.

I need it so bad, I am going to carpe weiner even if the attached life support system is a total tool.

by das punisher March 19, 2011