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Dr. Cardinal

A Kempton, IL native, who loves St. Louis, pineapples, Johnny Mo, and Cardinals baseball.
Dr. Cardinal mooned us again on FB Live.
by Willie Fisterguts July 18, 2021
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Cardinal

Obscure slang for a man's penis.
Don't put your cardinal around that hoe.
by cyclopentane October 30, 2022
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Nic Cardinal

Nic Cardinal is a menace to society. He doesn't care about social norms, and does whatever he wants on the daily. In terms of the size of his genetalia, he is isn't quite there yet. Although he is in good shape, he lacks any athletic abilities, and is very short, despite always claiming he is growing. On the other hand, he commits to everything he does, and is an all around great guy, who has a kink for elderly women.
by Alex Huggies December 19, 2021
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Joane Cardinal Schubert Highschool

“Yo you go to Joane Cardinal Schubert highschool
“No”
by I eat dog chocolate March 8, 2025
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Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
by nocturne32100 December 19, 2021
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Cardinal Mooney Highschool

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?

A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021
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cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger June 22, 2016
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