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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
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Georgia car wash

The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
Hey, your car looks great!

Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.
by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023
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Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
mugGet the Car Wash Tittiesmug.

Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.
Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash
by Janey March 21, 2024
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Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.
"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.
by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021
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Car Wash

When the coaching staff makes you jam a football into your peehole and you are forced to practice college football with a football inside your penis. Just like a car wash.
“Hey there. Welcome to Northwestern Football. Now please, insert this football through your peehole. You know, just like a car wash!
by Darve July 11, 2023
mugGet the Car Washmug.

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