lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

by Web quest December 9, 2018

lethal.caprisun

a really cool person who is super cool and hot

lethal.caprisun is super cool and hot.

by lethal.caprisun September 3, 2021

punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.

harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.

by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022

lando-carisian

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini

lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando

by chisseled July 16, 2022

Vincent Caprisun

This little Schamp is awesomly retarded with his favorite solgan being im slow

Vincent Caprisun is so fucking retarded

by XxWifeSmootherxX November 18, 2024

mr. christan

Hippocratic potato

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U

by neonmotion November 21, 2019