Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete July 31, 2017

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

moosemeat canoe

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.

Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.

by Scott1212 May 27, 2008

man in the canoe

"Man in the Canoe" commonly refers to the clit as being the man in the canoe. Think about it, you'lll figure it out.

Have ya seen the man in the canoe yet? If ya haven't than your probably still a virgin.

by AndySRT8902 June 16, 2016