Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 26, 2012

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete August 01, 2017

moosemeat canoe

A first nations (Indian, native American) pussy.

Hey whiteboy, ever ride a moosemeat canoe?

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

meat canoe

Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc.

Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that.

by Scott1212 May 27, 2008

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 06, 2012