Canadian- A group of people who cannot refrain themselves from using the word “eh” after every word. Side effects from hearing Canadians include getting wasted, constant vomiting, Excessive drug use, loss of consciousness, depression, and or thoughts of suicide. Do not go to Canada if you have any of these pre-existing side effects. Results of entering Canada with pre-existing side effects include High blood pressure, lost body parts, sudden urge to play hockey, to spell words wrong, and in some cases death. Take all measures to avoid Canadians if you have already experienced confrontation with them. See your local doctor for further questions
Patient: Doctor am I going to be alright?
Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.
Doctor: I am afraid you have been to exposed one too many times to Canadians. I am sorry to inform you that you will only live 24 more hours.
by WEAREMERICA July 6, 2012
Get the Canadianmug. by Starbucks Mexican May 17, 2017
Get the Canadianmug. Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.
by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 26, 2020
Get the Canadian Deshbhaktmug. Clearly Canadian is a North American premium sparkling water brand, most popular for its flavored waters, produced by Clearly Canadian Beverage Corporation of Canada. The company and brand were founded in 1987.citation needed The brand is well known throughout North America, Scandinavia, parts of Europe and Japan and was extremely popular in the 1980s and 90s. The brand remains most recognized by baby-boomers and Generations X and Y.
Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.
The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.
Founded in 1987 by Canadians in British Columbia, Canada, the brand came to prominence over the following 15 years after selling over 2 billion bottles worldwide, within Canada Clearly Canadian is considered a national heritage brand.
The firm has owned at one time or other: My Organic Baby, DMR Food Corporation; and Cascade Clear Water Co.
What are you drinking for lunch?
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!
Oh, Johnny I am having me a Clearly Canadian!
A Clearly Canadian, man I have not had one of those effervescent beverages in a long time!
by david faustino May 21, 2013
Get the CLEARLY CANADIANmug. A term used to isolate Canadian money as a strange and unusual currency, much like the country to America.
by MoistNapkin April 2, 2016
Get the Canadian Rupeemug. Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.
Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."
by Ball-verine February 26, 2012
Get the Flying Canadianmug. 1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
by TheKimmer July 28, 2012
Get the Canadian Showermug.