A creepy, 108-year-old virgin pedophile who stalks a girl with less personality than a rock, invented by Stephanie Meyer to brainwash preteen girls in her plan to controll the world.
For some obscure reason, Edward and his whole vampire group sparkle in the sunlight. This was illistrated in the weirdly popular movie, "Twilight," by a few specks of glitter and the tinkling of fairy bells.
Edward like to believe that he is a vampire, rather than a scary-looking insomniac with a blood fetish.
See also, stalker,gay,pedophile, creepy, and eunuch
For some obscure reason, Edward and his whole vampire group sparkle in the sunlight. This was illistrated in the weirdly popular movie, "Twilight," by a few specks of glitter and the tinkling of fairy bells.
Edward like to believe that he is a vampire, rather than a scary-looking insomniac with a blood fetish.
See also, stalker,gay,pedophile, creepy, and eunuch
Girl under the age and IQ of 15: "Edward Cullen is great! He's so romantic and protective!"
Girl in possession of braincells: "No. It's called pedophilia."
Girl in possession of braincells: "No. It's called pedophilia."
by einzweidrei April 12, 2010
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Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES! "Yum?"
Right, then.
Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man.
Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments.
P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.
Often the focus of female teenage trend-follower's wet dreams. How can they not? I mean... he goes into the sun and... SPARKLES! "Yum?"
Right, then.
Overall, a "perfect guy" made by a female writer that appeals heavily to young women or teens. The only reason that he makes me happy, is because it sets each and every fan girl up for a large amount of disappointment when they meet a real man.
Enjoy, Twilight fan-girls. Please be sure to write juicy comments.
P.S.: Please do use proper spelling and grammar when responding. It isn't nice to give people headaches.
My girlfriend is currently trying to remove my nipple for trying to post this entry on the fag, Edward Cullen.
Ow! My Edward Colon!
Ow! My Edward Colon!
by OwMyNipple October 21, 2008
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Edward Cullen:
What do *I* say to that? Well, for starters, he's--most arguably--the oldest virgin in the history of the oldest virgins every recorded. Somehow, I can't understand how he has pale skin but goes into the sun and fucking SPARKLES. How the fuck do you sparkle with pale skin? I'm pretty sure even that Count Dracula himself can't answer that...
Anywho, as Bella may see him as "kind", "caring", "stubborn"... Poor girl. For an "intelligent" person, you sure are one DUMB retard. Edward is ABUSIVE! He is insecure, Bella! Look it up!
Who the hell watches you sleep at night(and you don't even know the motherfucker, either)? Who the hell contemplates suicide when he can't have the one he loves?
...Right.
Anywho, seeing as Edward Cullen is the prettiest "vampire" EVER, I suppose fangirls would take an immediate disliking to this. (Like I give a damn...)
Anyway, Edward lives out his pathetically "gorgeous" life with his vampire lover/toy Bella and their daughter, the spawn of satan, Rene-- ...I give up trying to pronounce her name.
What do *I* say to that? Well, for starters, he's--most arguably--the oldest virgin in the history of the oldest virgins every recorded. Somehow, I can't understand how he has pale skin but goes into the sun and fucking SPARKLES. How the fuck do you sparkle with pale skin? I'm pretty sure even that Count Dracula himself can't answer that...
Anywho, as Bella may see him as "kind", "caring", "stubborn"... Poor girl. For an "intelligent" person, you sure are one DUMB retard. Edward is ABUSIVE! He is insecure, Bella! Look it up!
Who the hell watches you sleep at night(and you don't even know the motherfucker, either)? Who the hell contemplates suicide when he can't have the one he loves?
...Right.
Anywho, seeing as Edward Cullen is the prettiest "vampire" EVER, I suppose fangirls would take an immediate disliking to this. (Like I give a damn...)
Anyway, Edward lives out his pathetically "gorgeous" life with his vampire lover/toy Bella and their daughter, the spawn of satan, Rene-- ...I give up trying to pronounce her name.
Retarded Fangirl: Like OMG! Twilight has a happy ending! Edward Cullen issofuckinghotlikeOMGIcan'ttakeitanymore!
Sensible Person: Yeah, uh...Shut the hell up.
Sensible Person: Yeah, uh...Shut the hell up.
by Infinite Structure April 28, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
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"Screw Edward Cullen, I support Cedric Diggory"
"Edward Cullen is a great example of dirty old men you usually meet over the internet"
"Edward Cullen is a great example of dirty old men you usually meet over the internet"
by Snape loves you January 26, 2010
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Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?
by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008
Get the Squidward Cullen mug.The name Calleigh is used for anybody with a creative mind. Calleigh's are shy and normally don't have a whole class of friends, but the friends they have are so important to them. Calleigh's deal with bullies who is mean to their friends. And they DO NOT deal with boys...AT ALL! Calleigh's LOVES cake and almost all sweets. They LOVE food with a passion. Calleigh's sometimes makes tools though...but don't be afraid. Never yell at a Calleigh. THEY WILL END YOU. Unless your a female Caden...Be warned, Calleigh's have secrets… Calleigh's do witchcraft, but they are slow. VERY SLOW...and Calleigh's teaches good female Cadens Kun Fu. THEY ARE GREAT DRAWERS!
CALLEIGH ALSO DONT REALLY LIKE PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE SWEET! ish...
CALLEIGH ALSO DONT REALLY LIKE PEOPLE BUT THEY ARE SWEET! ish...
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