Creature Feature

A weird, creepy or otherwise strange person that is undesirable to be around. This is someone who creeps you the fuck out.

Did you see that weird ass guy who kept staring you down? He was a total creature feature!!

by Lynnze November 2, 2011

creature

A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.

"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."

by Matt A. Brown July 10, 2006

creatures of sonaria

a fucking game of rage, if you havent died yet you will die soon you are never safe!
and this is what half of my life is devoted to dying inside. how bout you?

person1: hi man what you doing
person2: oh just fucking breaking my pc over creatures of sonaria

by fuckoffniggas July 10, 2021

forest creatures

Forest creatures are small cute fuzzy things that, as their name implies live in forests.

They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.

And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.

Squirrel: Are you forest creatures?
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.

by General of the squirrel army June 26, 2006

ass creature

The abundance of fecal matter that is held captive for such a long time in a person's body until it transforms into creature like beings. Overly constipated to the point of no return when alien like creatures start to seap out of the asscrack in determination to take over all of mankind's asshole's.

Dude I was so constipated last week that I farted and my ass creatures ran out for freedom.

by dannon December 7, 2006

Creature

Creature can be a slang term for whiskey, named so because it is a cruel and punishing entity, that will leave you ruined and shamed if disrespected.

"Your turn to get a round of the creature in brother"
"Hey dude, you fancy a game of creature?"

by Bartoli Rodriquez May 29, 2010

Creature

A term of endearment for teenaged scene kids/drug addicts; generally found inhabiting gazebos and parking lots 24/7, smoking Newports and inducing fear in respectable humans

That guy is such a scene kid but I love him. He's such a wonderful creature!

by anony_mouse25 November 12, 2011