Sprite Cranberry 

A reference to the bible
"As jesus turned the water into wine, he spoke to the people, "Wanna sprite cranberry?"

Wanna sprite cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry by Patroneme January 11, 2019

Sprite Cranberry Day 

December 24 (aka Christmas eve) is national Sprite Cranberry. Go to your local walmart and pick up a box of Sprite Cranberry and share it with your friends and family.

Guy #1: Dude it’s Christmas Eve!!

Guy #2: You know what that means...
Both: Sprite Cranberry Day!!

Lebron James: Wanna Sprite Cranberry?

Sprite Cranberry Day by memer_22 November 11, 2019

Sprite Cranberry. Com 

Sprite Cranberry. Com is a website that will send you to a video of a person showing a dogs anal gland.

Person 1: Aww man dude have you gone on Sprite Cranberry. Com?
(Watches)

Person 2 : DUDE WTF DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!

Sprite Cranberry. Com by Innocent Pandas December 9, 2019

CRAFTY CRANBERRY 

Crafty Cranberry is a cocktail that was invented on the Mayercraft Carrier 2. This light, refreshing cocktail will make your tastebuds jump to life!

Served in a highball glass over ice:
2 oz. HYPNOTIC
2-4 oz. Crown Royal
Top with cranberry juice and a lime wedge.

"I don't feel like having a strong drink right now. Does anyone have a cocktail recipe that is light, and refreshing?"

While enjoying the evening with friends or loved ones, mix a few Crafty Cranberry cocktails. They will be the hit of any party!

CRAFTY CRANBERRY by mayercrafter July 26, 2009

The Cranberry 

On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.

You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.

Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.

Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.

The Cranberry by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

trippin' cranberry 

To be stumbling through or over the pussy

Man, I'm trippin' cranberry over here.

trippin' cranberry by Robotomatic April 12, 2008

The Cranberry 

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"

Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.

The Cranberry by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016