con jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homeless and under the influence of demorahl and crack. a person who is a fraud.

I'm always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when I'm trying to get some peace of mind.
That con jack is always scaming to get in my wallet so he can go get drunk and high.That fool used to work at flower store and now he is trying to be a hardcore rapper, what a con jack !

by Aliatron November 20, 2006

con artist

A politician.

Most Democrats and Republicans on Capital Hill are con artist joined at the hip, making secret deals behind closed doors in order to subjugate "We the People" while enriching themselves in the process.

by Ben A Marine August 5, 2008

CON RAD

sex god

Todd is jealous of Lexi because her boyfriend is a total CON RAD.

Carter can't stand the fact that is brother is a CON RAD.

by trettevizzo June 19, 2008

con whore

A person who attends a lot of conventions each year, often anime conventions.

"He's been a guest at every anime con east of the Mississippi. He's such a con whore."

by ConWhore August 10, 2006

Con Bus

A satiric description (based off the movie Con Air) of a public transit bus that seems to be composed solely of convicted felons, drunks, druggies and possibly killers.

"Dude, I caught the Con Bus home after the gym the other day. Half the people were drunk and the other half seemed to be going to a methadone clinic and were talking about beating people up." said Jimmy Ray. "I was scared for my life but you can't show weakness on the Con Bus or you could get rolled"

by archyis March 21, 2009

con-law

An abreviation for a conservation-law-enforcement student, stereotyped by a person that fulfills at least three of the following: wears copious camo clothing, shoots long guns, hunts (deer, moose, duck, goose, or anything that moves), projects a general lack of caring, practices duck calls in dorms at all hours, spits tobacco juice in bottles, vocalizes opinions loudly, drinks alcohol as water, viewed as immature, have "republican" political views, and one day plans on becoming a law enforcement officer.

ST: "What's that noise? It's 2 am!"
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."

by Tullip November 26, 2010

Con Or Aim E

Term for someone who wears shorts daily, and when they intend to pass gas, allow fecal matter to erupt from their colon, out of the shorts, and onto the floor.

"Earlier, in gym class, i was trying to push a fart out and accidentally made a Con Or Aim E.

by Guy With The Bri November 30, 2010