competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

DoubleDown [2v2 Competition]

When a team wins a 2v2 competitive game

Sign Language: Start with 2 fingers up (palm facing towards you), followed by turning them down.

DoubleDown 2v2 Competition: After Jordan & Joe beat Mark & Tony in cornhole, Jordan yells to Joe, "Looks like we have another DoubleDown! Who's Next?!"

by JP_187 May 2, 2024

Competitive comedian

Someone who treats jokes as a sport. Usually calls people out for being unfunny, attacks people who use even a slightly dead meme, and is always on the newest meme subreddits. Makes too many ironic jokes, then when called out says something along the lines of "chill guys its just ironic".

"John is really mean about other people's jokes"

"Yeah he's kind of a competitive comedian"

by spellbinder1011 March 25, 2021

Uber competitive

Holding nothing sacred but winning/dominating.

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer

avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you

by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022

not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.

This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.

by Woodybase June 11, 2019