commercial Volume

the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.

Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.

by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011

WOCKY COMMERCIAL

Pouring Atleast A 4 In Your Choice Of Beverage With Out The Use Of Spinach- LG 💕

My Head Been Hurting All Day Bro You Feel Like Making Me A Wocky Commercial?

by WOCKEPEDIA September 9, 2021

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

commercial view

when keeps up on a show only by watching the commercials and previews for it. "commercial viewer"

hey, do you know who won charm school? I just commercial view the show.

by k,yupp December 26, 2008

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Interrupting this commercial

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

Repeating Commercials

The most annoying commercials that come on a lot, often more than once during one commercial break.

Repeating Commercials just make me want to buy companies' products less.

by fukyawest September 2, 2012