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combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.
My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.
by CookieCat2 December 3, 2017
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Flavorable Combat

This is a term that can be used open-endedly, but origionated from rpgs where different combat syatems are used. In such rpgs favorable combat can be used by taking advantage of a unit strong in one combat syatem but weak in another by forcing them to use the "unfavorable" combat system. Some of examples of this are forcing an ubermage to attack you with a staff by attacking it with a meele unit in "the battle for wesnoth", attacking a lance using unit with an axe usng unit in "fire emblem", or going out of your way to use a morningstar instead of a greatsword in "dungeons and dragons" because a particular monster is weak against blungeoning and/or peircing damage but ressistant against slashing even though the sword would do more natural damage.
In the end, the uses of flavoable combat include but are not limited to making fun of someone talking about combat benefits, or describe battle in an interestin, funny way.
person one: (strategizing) "So attacking their mage with fire would give them favorable combat"
person two: (making fun of person one) "flavorable combat indeed"
person one: "shut up!"
by avocadoavenger February 18, 2011
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Combat Carl

Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017
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combat custodian

Servicemen in the military that don't do anything productive except clean and do landscaping work while they wait to be trained. Duties include raking lines in sand, police calls in parking lots, and other useless chores for the military.
Private 1: I signed up to shoot shit. Why the hell am I raking sand?

Private 2: Get used to it, kid. You're a combat custodian now. Attack the ground aggressively!!!
by SteeltoedLoafers January 1, 2011
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combat angel

a military-chaplain.
a priest, rabbi, imam, or pastor is a combat angel. the title is earned not given.
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Combat Mission

A description of a girl who you have a one night stand with but would under no circumstance date. She is comparable to a combat mission. Get in-Get out.
Jessica is really clingy, and annoying, but is really hot. She is a combat mission.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX May 22, 2010
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combat booty

by Nelluc20 September 16, 2013
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