hoe claws

The name that Santa Claus' wife earned after she got a stiletto manicure.

elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas

elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"

by Raibae October 15, 2017

just clawse

What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)

I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

asher crawshaw

the kid that fell into the bushes while eating lunch and caused the massive Christchurch earthquaKE lOsEr

oh that u asher Crawshaw the kid who fell into the bush and cause the christchurch earthquake

by hi im theibis October 2, 2019

Owen Cawston

Owen cawston is 5'4 (probably that guy from the park) he is a nonce, four eyes

Owen Cawston is a faggit

by Ethanx6 December 16, 2019

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

eagles claws

When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws

Forget crows feet, the wrinkles at my eyes are so bad I have eagles claws

by RRWriterGirl June 1, 2021

Mrs.Clawson

Probably a science teacher.

Tony: so who's your science teacher?
Mac: Mrs.Clawson is my science teacher.

by Persona 2 October 1, 2021