When an unfamiliar guy (a.k.a. "chump") comes up behind a woman on the dance floor and starts grinding away on her behind, waving to his buddies, getting off on the fact that he'd never be able to get this close otherwise...
"Lisa, I gotta get off this dance floor - there's this guy that's been chump-humpin' on me all night and he's creepin' me out!!"
by Miss Aim October 16, 2008
Get the chump-humpin'mug. by nih-gah chu-mup March 11, 2020
Get the Nigga Chumpmug. A guy who travels half way around the world to see a girl he met over the internet, only to find out she's a lesbian/ chick with a dick/ whale.
" Did you hear about Jay? He went to go see this girl he met in a chatroom, turns out she's a right rug muncher " " He is such a Columbus chump ".
by Biz markie sparks February 15, 2009
Get the Columbus chumpmug. when a person of the male gender ejaculates into a blender and mixes his semen with lemon juice and mocha latte powder, then blends and feeds to a partner and/or partners cat and hollers "SWEET JESUS, YOU ARE A SWEET CHUMP" and/or Bill Cosby quotes (do not leave penis in blender)
by i<3mysweetchump January 23, 2009
Get the sweet chumpmug. by DaveNutz August 22, 2003
Get the chump stainmug. The point about chump change, in the sense of money, is that the amount varies with the context. For the divorced papa paying child support, a job that pays $9 an hour offers chump change. For the 50-year-old laid off after 20 years' service, a severance package of $200,000 is chump change. What would count as chump change Cf. rounding off money.
by Buce October 1, 2005
Get the chump changemug. A term used in weightlifting. An amount of weight that can be lifted by your average Joe. The term also relates to the attitude of the lifter, who believes himself to be strong when, in actual fact, he's not. This makes him a chump, not the weight on the bar. Typical weight of chump weight in e.g. the bench press: 220 lbs or 100kg.
by Nikolas Belmont May 27, 2008
Get the chump weightmug.