(verb) the face danni and jadyn make when something strange happens and they don’t know what else to do
by buttholeitch December 22, 2019
The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.
Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.
Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.
If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…
Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“
by klukeless July 25, 2018
by Misswinger May 24, 2011
A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
by DickWeeeeed July 15, 2014
During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
Tweezer chomp is when you grab someone by the shaft of the penis and you shove the other hand up the ass hole and proceed to lift the person.
by Slender cooch December 03, 2019
"The minute they mentioned pizza, I got tickle chomps." Tickle chomps hit me just thinking about dinner.
by Billyjim2 October 27, 2019