catflap

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.

You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?

by Pipe Downn December 10, 2011

CAFU

A stupid person spelling CTFU wrong because the person is dyslexic

I didn’t know what lil ant was saying when he was responding with CAFU that dumb fuck was trying to spell Cracking the Fuck up

by Tidkank November 30, 2017

catfight

when girls fight to each other phisically, usually in the same time, they act as a drama queen :)

the two hottest girl in the school burst into a catfight for the best looking boy

by EvaO October 7, 2009

Catburn

An itchy penis.

penis dick wang

"Oh man, this catburn is killing me!"

by David Costello June 17, 2007

Caffufle

Caffufle: To fight or brawl. A disturbance of the peace. To beat someone in a caffufley kind of way

There was a loud caffufle inside the pub.

by Dillyn December 14, 2010

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Catfish

A person who uses other people's photos to put forward an false identity of themselves

Girl : this really hot guy wants to talk to me on Instagram

Girl 2 : thats Chris brown girl that's a catfish account

by Mary bell June 12, 2017