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basket case

When a given situation has no solution.
It makes reference in the form of a parabola to someone who has lost his mental health and has no cure.
It is said that people without cure to a mental disease used to be sent to a mental health care facility for life where they would manufacture baskets for the rest of their lives.
The economoy of Nicaragua is such a basket case.
Peter smokes two packs a day, he is such a basket case
by Pablo Arce September 18, 2004
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waste case

Someone who is a 'waste,' or achieves nothing and accomplishes nothing. He or she lacks drive, and makes little effort to do anything useful.
1. It's 3 pm and she still has not gotten out of bed, she is such a waste case.

2. He spent all weekend drinking, skipped his classes on Monday, and isn't going to his exam. He is a total waste case.
by starld17 December 18, 2010
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Frank Caliendo

A comedian who first appeared on MADtv doing impressions. His most famous impressions include, George Bush, John Madden, Al Pacino, Bill Clinton, Jerry Seinfeld, Scooby Doo and many others. You can see him on FOX NFL SUNDAY, and Frank TV.
Frank Caliendo - Because that's what Picino does. He takes little kids sayings and turns them into tough guy phrases, no matter what the situation is...

Someone comes and says the mob is gunna come and kick your ass.

You sir, are a liar. Liar liar, your pants are on firrreeee!!!! lol
by metallkidd93 January 13, 2008
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cased

To examine or survey (a house, bank, etc.) in planning a crime (sometimes fol. by out)
They cased the joint and decided to pull the job on Sunday.
by Elendil January 1, 2009
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waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely
Michele is a total waste case.
by Taylor April 10, 2005
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Casebeering

drinking a whole case of cheap beer to ones self at sporting events, then acting belligerent, yelling screaming,fighting, cursing loudly around small children, throwing childish tantrums, starting fights with younger smaller people, and being a douche in general
at the go-kart races bob was totally casebeering this kid 1/2 his size into the wall, then punched her mom in the face on the way out.
by TniveK June 15, 2010
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Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010
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