affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011

buttlint

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.

Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

buttlins

The most shittest saves you can possibly recieve on a cigarette, because it's literally at the butt. Derived from the popular chav holiday destination Butlins.

Person A: Saves up please mate.
Person B: Alright.
..few tokes later
Person B: Here y'are.
Person A: Fuckin' hell mate thats buttlins.

by albizzle February 28, 2008

Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012